“Well-Insulated Ducks”
Mar. 13th, 2026 02:05 am“But not for us,” she replied.
Later in the day, after more rain, we got snow, and then the skies cleared. On my way home after nine PM, it was definitely cold, and I was wearing a raincoat, not my heavy winter coat. Well, I arrived home in one piece.
Landslide, by Veronique Day
Mar. 12th, 2026 12:59 pm
A French children's book in translation from 1961, in which five children are trapped in a cottage by a landslide.
14-year-old Laurent's family is concerned that he spends all his time reading and doing chemistry experiments, and isn't engaging with other people. So they dispatch him to stay with his younger brother and sister in a cottage only occupied by a 14-year-old girl and her younger brother, who are alone because her mother is having surgery. The idea is that Laurent will have to take care of the other kids, and this will make him come out of his shell more. His parents do leave him the out of being able to pack up his siblings and return to Paris if he really hates it.
I am honestly not sure if it was even vaguely normal in 60s France for five kids ages 14-5 to stay alone in a remote mountain cottage for ten days, or if this was just a literary convention. Anyway, Laurent unsurprisingly hates it and packs up his siblings to leave. But while they're on the train platform with the other kids, he has a change of heart and they all head back to the cottage. But they stop in the cottage of a family friend, who is out at the time.
It gets buried in a landslide! They're all trapped in pitch darkness! In an only vaguely familiar house! They can't use the stove because it already nearly suffocated them with carbon monoxide! Their only air is from a narrow shaft leading to a giant canyon! There's very little food! No one knows they're in trouble because one of the kids wrote ten postcards dated for every day of the vacation, then arranged with the post office to send one per day!
The kids having to do everything in total darkness for most of the book is a really cool twist on this sort of "trapped in a space" book. (One of my favorite moments is when enough dirt slides away that some light gets in, and they see that they've been half-starved in pitch darkness with two huge hams and a lantern hanging from the ceiling.) It has some cozy elements - they're trapped with goats, which they can milk but which also get into everything and poop everywhere, and one goat gives birth to twin kids - but gets desperate quickly when Laurent gets an infected cut and the main milking goat drowns in a flooded cellar. But it all ends up okay when they first signal with Morse code in a mirror (in a nice touch of realism, it takes a long time for anyone to figure out the message as the kids get some of the letters wrong, including signaling OSO instead of SOS) and then make and set off gunpowder!
Not an enduring classic, but an entertaining read.
Grrl Power #1442 – Something, something, chicken dinner
Mar. 12th, 2026 10:00 amUnder normal circumstances, blowing up the thing that’s obviously the power source is a terrible idea. Under a severe time limit? Blowing it up may be the best option. It still might be a terrible idea, I’m just saying a time limit might eliminate other paths all together. Blowing it up might be the only option.
Maxima’s blue word bubble and slightly squareish text represents that her voice is disguised. I’m thinking Sovereign, but somehow feminine. Like, 1 octave higher, and her “I’s” have little hearts instead of dots. You can totally hear it in her voice!
If Bluce and Gail didn’t know Ixah can talk, I have to wonder what the sign up process for the tournament is. Like, presumably, the competitor or a representative has to fill out some kind of form, even if you don’t necessarily need to put your real information on it. They don’t care who’s competing, whether you’re the heir to a powerful dynasty or a secret science project or a member of an unknown species, but they still need to know what name to call you. I guess Cora taught Max to write “Ixah” in galactic standard, then she just stared menacingly while they tried to ask her questions, and eventually, they were like, “Fine, you’re entering late, so you’ll need to show you can hang in the Elimination Battle Royales, so go qualify for that by fighting a bunch of battle mechs with laser halberds and oh, you’ve already broken all of them. Okay, you’re good to go! Be at the transit pad at this time.”
Ah! I thought I had more time till March. I’m bad at looking at dates apparently. The new one is underway.
Here is Gaxgy’s painting Maxima promised him. Weird how he draws almost exactly like me.
I did try and do an oil painting version of this, by actually re-painting over the whole thing with brush-strokey brushes, but what I figured out is that most brushy oil paintings are kind of low detail. Sure, a skilled painter like Bob Ross or whoever can dab a brush down a canvas and make a great looking tree or a shed with shingles, but in trying to preserve the detail of my picture (eyelashes, reflections, etc) was that I had to keep making the brush smaller and smaller, and the end result was that honestly, it didn’t really look all that oil-painted. I’ll post that version over at Patreon, just for fun, but I kind of quit on it after getting mostly done with re-painting Max.
Patreon has a no-dragon-bikini version of of the picture as well, naturally.
Double res version will be posted over at Patreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.
Episode 2751: A Fire Shall Be Woken
Mar. 12th, 2026 10:56 am
Fire does destroy a lot of things. So if you want something to seem indestructible, having it survive a fire is a pretty good indicator. It's not for no reason that Gandalf chucked the One Ring into the fire to demonstrate to Frodo that it was Something to Be Reckoned With.
Think about the cool and adventure-worthy implications of:
- A person who walks through fire, unharmed.
- A book that cannot be burnt.
- A monster that only grows stronger when consumed by flame.
- A wand that is tossed into a fire, and extinguishes the flames, emerging unscathed.
- Gauntlets that let you place your hands in fire and pick up red-hot things with impunity.
aurilee writes:
Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)
I guess Nute is being left to the rest of the cast then. I suspect that there's going to be another space battle of some kind while Palpatine is being dealt with, and that'll likely involve at least some of the Resistance. So the other part of the Resistance better get busy on dealing with Nute. Sure, there's not many high-ranking members of the First Order left, but there's still plenty of minions Nute can work with and cause all sorts of shipping problems.
It really isn't that surprising the pyramid's fine. Like the GM says, the adventure has to end at some point. But also, it's totally an evil artifact of some kind. Kylo might have crushed the other one, but I bet it wasn't completely damaged beyond repair. Rather like how smashing a monitor doesn't stop a computer from doing its calculations, I bet there's still enough bits left in the other one that it would still have been usable for the navigation purpose.
Well. Usable by someone like Chewbacca who's actually really good at repairs. It's still hard to use a computer if there's no screen!
Transcript
Everything took too long
Mar. 11th, 2026 09:54 pmGot up, packed up, hit the McD's on Sahara & Paradise for breakfast, and was only a couple minutes late for my wound care appointment. Dr. Lal was very happy with the progress and strongly recommended that I call the lymphedema clinic and ask for more farrowwraps, since the Velcro on all but one of mine has died. I also took the time to stop by the VSO office where a helpful gent from the state veteran service department filed my claim for unemployability, which I have a good chance of getting since I haven't had full-time work since 2018 and my rating is at 60% already. If it's approved, my rating will go to 100% with a consequent boost in the VA disability pay, maybe as much as $4k a month before the deductions I have in place for insurance.
After that, I hit the Maverik on Tropical for E15 ($4.05 with Nitro, alas), an iced coffee, muffins, a burrito, and a couple bottles of Diet Coke, and after eating the burrito and one of the muffins I went back to the Stratosphere to get my hat, which I'd forgotten since it fell behind the desk last night and I overlooked it in the morning. The Strat was short of security people, so it took a while to get someone to take me up to the room and retrieve he errant hat.
Next on the checklist was getting the oil changed in the Kia, which I did at the Jiffy Lube on Craig & Decatur near the Sonic, where I got fluids and a pretzel after the oil. One stop at the Arby's on Rancho later, I was headed home. Managed not to stop anywhere along the way and finally got home a little after 2015. Finished the huge return I've been working on for most of the week, and now I'm going to call it a night.
Just banging the forms together
Mar. 9th, 2026 09:53 pmStill not getting a lot of work done at work. Today I finished
The Frontier internet has been absolute shit this week. I think when my next paycheck from Block comes in (or maybe sooner) I'll shell out for a Starlink mini and stick it in the front window. Or maybe the kitchen/bedroom window.
Temples, Tombs & Hieroglyphs: A Popular History of Ancient Egypt
Mar. 11th, 2026 10:48 pmA light discussion of Egypt. Admittedly covering a long period of history and so necessarily cursory in place. Discusses what records we have and what archeological evidence we have found, and various Pharaohs and changes.
The Luminous Dead, by Caitlin Starling
Mar. 11th, 2026 03:53 pm
Gyre explores the tunnels of an alien world in a mechanical suit, her only connection to the outside world the voice of Em, her handler who she’s never met, who may or may not have her welfare in mind, and who definitely has boundary issues.
Gyre has less experience caving than she claimed, and caving is extremely difficult. There are sandworm-like creatures called Tunnelers that will kill multiple parties of cavers for unknown reasons, so cavers go in alone, unable to take off their suit for weeks on end, with their handler as their only link with the outside world. Em can literally take control of Gyre’s suit/body, can inject her with drugs, etc - and not only has little compunction about doing so, but won't tell Gyre what the actual purpose of the mission is.
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This is a type of story I don’t see very often, in which there’s one main science fiction element – in this case, the mechanical caving suit – which is explored in depth and is essential to the story, and it’s also set on a (very lightly sketched-in) other planet. Generally the “one science fiction element” stories are set on Earth. Apart from the Tunnelers, this novel actually could take place on an Earth where the suit exists.
The Luminous Dead, like The Starving Saints, has a small cast of sapphic women and takes place almost entirely in the same claustrophobic space; if it was on TV, we’d call it a bottle episode. I normally like that sort of thing but unlike The Starving Saints, it outstays its welcome. It has about a novella’s worth of story, and while it’s very atmospheric and any given portion is well-written and interesting, considered alone, as a whole it’s very repetitive and over-long. I would mostly recommend it if you like complicated lesbians with bad boundaries.
Girl Genius for Wednesday, March 11, 2026
Mar. 11th, 2026 04:00 amEpisode 2750: Things Half in Shadow and Halfway in Light
Mar. 10th, 2026 09:11 am
You can never have too many weapons, right? If you drop your sword, you should have another slung across your back. And another down your boot. And another under your armpit, just in case.
(Some players reading this might get ideas. But if you're a GM and you let them get away with this, you deserve everything you get.)
aurilee writes:
Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)
Huh. It makes sense, but I'd never thought that Leia would have done any Jedi training. That is definitely Leia and Luke's faces though. And while it could be a photoshop, those panels look a little too consistent to be a repeat of the Padmé eyes in Episode VI type.
That said, while it's handy that Luke had a spare lightsaber, that won't be much good for leaving the planet. Hmmmm. We never had the X-wing raised out of the water, right? Perhaps we'll get a scene of it being raised out; we haven't had something like that yet. Okay, being submerged for who knows how long would normally be a major problem for a spaceship, but Rebel Star Wars ships are practically rust and grit already. I think as long as Kylo doesn't just suddenly appear with a new spaceship of his own, however Rey gets off Ahch-To will be fine.
The laser sword that's definitely not in the chimney was probably Yoda's or something. Hardly long enough to count as a sword that was, unless three feet tall you be.



