Primaries Explained

"For the real purpose behind the superficially bizarre rituals of an American election . . . is to test the inner resources and character of the candidates, and to do this by exposing them to a grueling series of artificially induced crises that simulate those that he will ultimately have to face as president." --Lee Harris

Oh. So this is a Survivor mini-series. I think I'd rather go with the desert island option . . .

Hmmm

"We're going to go to the Saudis and the Pakistanis and we're going to end the hatred, the invective, the funding, the madrassas, and help change those regimes in the Middle East," --Wesley Clark

That's somebody I can vote for.