Fanfic Recs Needed

We were watching PotC:CotBP tonight as sequel prep and got into heckling the various super-slashy moments. Most obvious being when Will declared that his proper place was between Norrington and Captain Jack . . . that got us onto various speculations. Then we realized that something should exist. It must exist. It almost certainly does exist. So . . .

All Pirates and Doctor Who fans out there: is there any Captain Jack/Captain Jack crossover fic? Not just slash. Those two sitting and chatting over drinks would be hysterical.

Anybody?