QOTD

[selenite0]

"This is good news, because we're definitely finding an opportunity to improve here."
- Lockheed manager reacting to discovery of cluster@#$%

What really impressed me was how he kept a completely straight face.

Comments

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Sometimes the only place you can go is up. :)

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Because it's not accepted managerial practice to say "This is a complete and total *$#!up". Instead, you have to use soft, fluffy phrases like "The situation is less than optimal, but we have the ability to learn from the enviroment". Which just means it's going to take longer to solve the flamingo-up

Re: Karaoke

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

This sounds like something that should be sent to Scott Adams for the next Dilbert newsletter.

Snake bellies and wagon ruts.

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

This, in conjunction with patgund and his found paean to politcal correctitude, really makes me wonder when the dam will break and this sort of stuff will get lost in the backlash.