She Ordered Me To Post This

[selenite0]

Pickles are stupid cucumbers.

They're brine-damaged.

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[gryphynkit.livejournal.com]

:laughing:

[baka-kit.livejournal.com]

Owwwwwwww...

[selenite.livejournal.com]

She wanted the pain shared . . .

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Well if "pain shared is pain lessened" then she should be feeling MUCH better now.

I put a lot of garlic in my pickles, that makes everything better! OMG home made pickles rule. Easy to do, the secret ingredient is TIME, as usual.

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

Whimper. Can't HAVE pickles right now. Want pickles. Want pickle juice.

Sigh. It was bkseiver pointing out just how much I can't have them right now that set him off on that horrible pun.

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

Try them with sage--it could be your salviation. ;)

[dawn-pillsbury.livejournal.com]

And that's all the thyme we have for this thread. Proceed, and you will rue it.

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

Sure, just keep the bad puns a-cumin.

[dawn-pillsbury.livejournal.com]

Please, you're scaring me. I just want all the tarragon.

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

I'm just adding spice to the conversation!

[dawn-pillsbury.livejournal.com]

I thought you were just dilly-dallying. I'm not one to make basil accusations, but I'm parsley to the notion that you're smoking oregano.

[ironhammer.livejournal.com]

Oh lawdz. My wife is going to love that pun.