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[selenite0]

Acceptable things to say when cuddled up to mamma's belly giving a pep talk to the infant who just won't come out:

We have you surrounded, come on out!

Wouldn't it be nice to stretch your legs out straight?

Daddy wants to look at you.

This "air" stuff is really fun once you give it a try.

Not acceptable:

The gate is down.

Comments

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Ahhahahaaaa!

[noumignon.livejournal.com]

I can see why that's unacceptable. You really don't want the baby freezing his legs in a stiff folded position before he pushes off from the wall...