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In an alternate universe Kerry gives an interview:

EAST HAMPTON, NY (IP) -- Democratic Presidential nomineee John Kerry laughs when told that most voters don't realize that he served in Vietnam, winning three purple hearts, a bronze star, and a silver star.

"Why should they? That's several wars ago," Kerry laughs. "Old stuff. I'd much rather people be talking about my detailed plan to rebuild Iraq, using an oil trust mechanism that would give the Iraqi people a stake in reconstruction. That's why I focused on that in my acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention. What was I going to do, rehash events from 35 years ago?"


Now that's a candidate who'd be trying to get my vote. Might succeed, too.

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Date: 2004-08-22 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And if he promised to be anti-abortion and put all non-christians in prison he'd REALLY get elected! What great advice... NOT!

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