Oh, If Only . . .
Aug. 22nd, 2004 11:44 pmIn an alternate universe Kerry gives an interview:
EAST HAMPTON, NY (IP) -- Democratic Presidential nomineee John Kerry laughs when told that most voters don't realize that he served in Vietnam, winning three purple hearts, a bronze star, and a silver star.
"Why should they? That's several wars ago," Kerry laughs. "Old stuff. I'd much rather people be talking about my detailed plan to rebuild Iraq, using an oil trust mechanism that would give the Iraqi people a stake in reconstruction. That's why I focused on that in my acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention. What was I going to do, rehash events from 35 years ago?"
Now that's a candidate who'd be trying to get my vote. Might succeed, too.
EAST HAMPTON, NY (IP) -- Democratic Presidential nomineee John Kerry laughs when told that most voters don't realize that he served in Vietnam, winning three purple hearts, a bronze star, and a silver star.
"Why should they? That's several wars ago," Kerry laughs. "Old stuff. I'd much rather people be talking about my detailed plan to rebuild Iraq, using an oil trust mechanism that would give the Iraqi people a stake in reconstruction. That's why I focused on that in my acceptance speech at the Democratic Convention. What was I going to do, rehash events from 35 years ago?"
Now that's a candidate who'd be trying to get my vote. Might succeed, too.
Re: The money trail busting
Date: 2004-08-26 06:13 pm (UTC)Unfortunately Edwards didn't have Karl Rove working for him. If he did, Kerry would have been toast, and there'd be no question Edwards would (a) be the Democratic candidate for President, and (b) actually win the presidency.
Of course, to hire Karl Rove, you have to be willing to sacrifice your soul - but you will probably win. The man must have read The Prince at least 50 times, probably in the original Italian.
Dean should have just (a) hired someone who would tell him when he should stop talking and (b) follow that person's advice.